Poop Poem Helps Woman Avoid Parking Fine

August 29, 2018
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We all know that when you gotta go, you gotta go.

But one English woman got creative when she tried to explain to the police why she left her car in an illegal parking spot. 

She wrote a poop poem. --

The driver's full poem reads:

"Dear Sir, or to whom it may concern,

A parking fine I did earn.

I was parked outside my house on yellow lines,

Intending to move and dodge your fines.

But on Sunday I was loading my car

With food and cakes for a horse show; not far

Before these events, I get a nervous tum,

For the toilet I had to run.

And with not a moment to lose,

I made it indoors to release my poos!

I couldn't move until all was done,

But when I returned the fine was done.

I thought it better was be discreet

And leave the car parked in the street.

Next time I'll move and not be a pain,

But if I get caught short, I'll s*** in the drain."

She then received this response from the council:

"The penalty charge notice was correctly issued as the vehicle was parked in a restricted street during prescribed hours. In this instance the restriction is clearly indicated by the double yellow lines which are in effect at all times.

However, in considering people's circumstances,

The council is often led song and dances,

It's difficult to know the truth,

And quite often we would ask for proof,

But the photographs the officer has taken,

Shows that indeed, you had been baking,

These cakes had been loaded in your Land Rover,

On the double yellow lines it was parked over,

So on this occasion we are pleased to say,

The council accept your appeal, you do not have to pay."